"He's my mother."

My boyfriend frequently says this to me at the most random moments.

That and the one about accepting the verdict, but rejecting the sentence...(too lazy to look up the exact, and I don't like putting down anything but in "")

Richard wins so hard.

Also, sorry guys...I didn't read through all of these before responding. The holiday laziness is setting in...

"I should probably put my clothes back on"

"Are you draining all their blood so we can draw the map from the swords again?"

>_>

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v_v

... Yes.

While holding green goo "Did that count as suicide?" and I cant believe no one used this one and my personal favorite
"shhhh. I want to hear if he is going to object." as Richard picks up the tongue to the prosecutor. OR
big mouth "why do you help him?" talking about cale. "why?' "WHY?"
Richard "Because he is my mother"

That was probably the funniest comic I've ever seen.

i think that there isnt just one quote to have for richard because everythin he says are just the best, u just cant beet richard

*Sings the rick roll song*
*sisters blink*
*shoots fireball*
you gor dick roll'd!
btw, im richard! (not qouting)

Too lazy to look up the exact words but,

"Quick, Cale! Climb me to safety!"

was awesome.

"The look on your face is a memory I will treasure forever."

"Are you draining more blood in case we need to draw the map from the swords again?" "......Yes."

"This isn't where I parked my horse...."

"FOR PONY!"

"As the ever vigilant voice of reason in the group I feel that we should seriously consider dismembering Cale before his crazy infects us all."

"He's my mother.."

and my all time favorite "YOU ALL SAW IT! THAT ORPHANAGE ATTACKED ME!"

I can't fit ALL my favorites in here 'cause EVERYTHING he says is great but these are some of the best imo .

I'm using "Please ignore the fact that my hand is on fire. It is not meant to be an aggressive gesture, it's how I say hello." as my senior quote for the yearbook. (Punctuation edited on purpose)
I had to decide between that and "I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest." Those are really the only two Richard quotes one can take completely out of context and still find funny.

My friend made this for me, nuff said xD

I!.. LIKE!.. TO!.. KILL!.. THINGS!.. How is that not clear by now?!?

"WE NEED TO SAVE THESE PEOPLE" only after cale sed he could kill more people comic 114
"You've no-where to hide, no where to run, your village will burn like the heart of the sun, with infinite glee its going to be me who slaughters your world"
"I-Like-to-killl-things"

"I. Like. To. Kill. Things. How is that not clear by now?"
That was brilliant, although i had to choose between that and "FOR PONY!!!!"

top 5

1. "FOR PONY!!!"
2. "I. Like. To. Kill. Things."
3. "Bad news Cale. I'm afraid that your positions as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon."
4. "Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen."
5. "RICHARD SMASH!"

"The meaning of life is 'Bucket'"

N1: FOR PONY!!!!!

I'll macro it if I ever get back to WoW

Also, a good quote:

I was just going to look! ... With fire... And lightning... and reanimated chipmunks... and racoons... on fire.

Oh, and also:

"Objection!
-On what grounds?
-I wish to stab him."

I think all (or nearly all) the Richard quotes have already been posted, but I'll list a few (err..some of the quotes I have written down by Richard) of my favorites anyway:

“I couldn’t help overhear, mostly because I was thinking of killing you and taking your cloak.”

“If you weren’t sure, the skeletons are on our team.”

“This day took an odd turn somewhere along the way. And I’m not sure how or when that happened.”

“I’m still trying to figure out what “conscience” means.”

“I’m just acting out because I don’t get to kill anyone.”

“This is a beautiful moment. I may compose then break into song to celebrate the occasion.”

“The meaning of life is ‘bucket’.”

"For Pony!"

“Good evening. This is a diversion.”

“Objection! I wish to stab him.”

And one in the signature. Richard is awesome! I laugh so much when I'm reading one of his scenes in the comic.

Just re-readin a bit of the comic and came upon the best quote EVER (big lotr fan): "Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east"... "im not going to be there"
lol

and also "Good evening, this is a diversion" "say hello to my little friend... now say hello to his larger, angrier friend"

Realising I posted just above, I noticed a very good quote. Probably mentioned yeah, but its' 36 pages after all

"-You should listen to him. He was a wise man
-Do not frit, I will be always with -
-Wise and persistent. He will be missed"

and

"Killing means never having to say you're sorry"

Hmm...just thinking, another one of my favorite quotes is three lines long and involves two people(its when they meet a dragon):

Richard: “Take a step forward and see if it eats you.”
Cale: “And what will that tell us?”
Richard: “That it’s hungry.”


And another three liner:

Cale: Nothing is happening
Fwoom!
Richard: Check now


And two more, just for fun:

“This isn’t where I parked my horse.”

“I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate.”

XD Richard for the win!

I'm just gonna say, that I agree with anyone who says Richard is a God. He's the god of awesome quotes, awesome killing, awesome power, awesome fashion, and awesomeness in general.

"For Pony!!!!!!"

There are so many but one of my favorites is
"Richard in the sky with diamonds... of fiery wrath"

my personal favorite is "walk it off pussy" then again i do find Richard's face when he pulls the peasant in front off him to block cales arrows to be hilarious!

soooo many awesome things about richard but i have to go with the smurf wallet he made cale

Hi im all brand new and shiny this is my 1st post...please be gentle with me!

i read the comic cover to cover after a link on a wowhead forum....my eyes were sore but not as sore as my sides!
Richard is fantastic!
there are loads that made me howl, but these two really got me going....

'for...PONY!'

and more of a event then a quote really but after he awakes in the village and everyman and his dog greets him him 'hail' around a dozen times....richards response?...'HAIL!' AND DOWN IT COMES!

"I do what I do, when I choose, why I wish."

"I accept your verdict, but I deny the sentance. I have a destiny."

both from Richards trial, my favorite part because of how well it defined Richard's true self.

My other fav would have to be when he tried to con Cale into usung his "inner goodness" to undo the manacles in the dungeon. When Cale said it wouldn't work, Richard replied with

"Kill yourself, and roll a rougue. We'll wait."

Classic. And last but certainly not least ....

"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen!"

"I . Like . To . Kill . Things" "How is that not clear by now?"

'Tis my definate favourite! ^_____________________________________^

"I made you a wallet!" -hands Cale a smurfskin wallet-

I'd have to say one of my personal favorites is "For Pony!"

EVERYTHING he says cracks me up

1. Mine is about ponies - But that's not - For PONY!

2. I . Like . To . Kill . Things - How is that not clear by now?

3. Hi I'm Richard

4. We mean you HARM. (talking to the giant)

5. We kill the child and we return to our time. - OR - We torture THEN we kill the child and return to our time.




The looks on his face in the Nursery. I may read the archives again in case i miss an epic one

yay first post

I'd have to say "For PONY!!!" when Cale is trying so hard to hear Richard's last (Un?)dying breaths.

Oh! just thought of another one!
Richard's last words before being banished to the plane of suck-
"My..Only regret... Is that... I.. Didn't.. Kill you all..And...Your families"

Best. Last. Words. EVER

Come on, we all know the best one is when hes about to open the portal and hes like

for...
for

PONY!

You've been Dick Roll'd.

That is effin AWESOME.

Also, quick Cale, climb me to safety.

I just love watching Cale's relationship with Richard.He obviously cares about the lord of the dance.I'm really looking forward to see if Richard actually likes Cale and actually cares about him as a friend. Also, who else thinks Cale's constant "Dick" comments are hilarious,especially the one with Oz.

On a side note, it really is impossible to pick a favourite.Each and every one of his lines defies awesomeness.I didn't think this was possible, but Richard PWNS even the likes of Mr T., Weird Al and ,dare I say it, The Clown Prince of Crime himself,The Joker.

Oh and lets not forget:

Cale:I have to believe there's something in this world...better than this.*Indicates the genaral direction of Richard*

Richard:I'm going to assume that the direction of your hand is merely a coincidence.

my chair has these metal swirls and when i get up, it hooks my pants and not underwear(dropping them)making me fall back into the seat(true story)

mine is "Bad news, Cale. I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon."

"I wanted to lose some baby weight... caused by the baby I ate."

and, of course,

"For PONY!"

"For Pony"
"I made you a wallet"

"Oh. I see. I find it amusing how you were so judgemental about the dark arts a few hours ago... But now that you're in trouble... 'Pull his skeleton out, Richard, oh please.'"
And from the same page.
"Bad news, Cale. I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon."

"I was just going to look... with fire... and lightning... and reanimated chipmunks... and raccoons... on fire."
http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/92

"We should kill the survivors and take their shoes. It's signed anonymously. We'll never konw who wrote it. I wrote it." There is a lot more I would like to put down., but I fell over when he said and take their shoes.

My favourites were when he turned to Sooba and said, "Attack him. The winner gets to be my pet for all eternity... or until I find something with larger teeth. and a fork." and "Wise and persistent. He will be missed." And we cannot forget the ones that are so common. "This is the plane of suck." ^ ^;

"BEHOLD! THE FORK OF TRUTH!"

Not the best but high up on my list.

Easily my favourite quote of Richard's (simply because it made me laugh hardest) was:

"LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY THAT"

My Top 3 to describe Richard

"I know the dark robes may allude to some mysteriousness, but I assure you, I'm rather translucent in my goals and ambitions."

"I Like To Kill Things. How is that not clear by now?"

"I do what I do, when I choose, why I wish. I answer to NO ONE."

I'm surprised that no one else has posted the first one.

As of two days ago, my favorite quote is by far:
"The trick is to kill one of them when they miss a note."

Hehe, I'm new so this has probably already been said, but one of my faves is,

"I don't understand why I couldn't stay at the buffet."

In context of course, LOL.

I have to agree though, most of what he says is freaking hilarious, from his very first line,

"I couldn't help overhear, mostly because I was thinking of killing you and taking your cloak..."

And of course, "It's how I say hello." *points down*

3. That Orphanage attacked me!
2. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
1. The rick-rolled scene. That made me laugh so hard i nearly wet myself