I have nothing against that statement.



Then again, when Richard stops being a full-blown joke machine and starts taking on some form of backstory/plot, and his character starts coming into focus, or rather, revealing its mysteries. I'd have to say, I agree; THAT is beauty, and THAT is what I've been reading for.

Testicles!

Testicles!

Sorry, double post

i think the "please tell me is the griffin okay"

or "which elf or human body part would make the best belt"


but in the end it will always be... "FOR PONY!"

I HEREBY NOMINATE "Rawr?"

For me it's this one though it's a little long and not really a quote:

Tah'vraay: "Is there a problem I should be aware of?" *Looks at subordinate missing half his body*
Richard: "He fell down some stairs"
Subordinate: "I fell down some stairs...."

Never had I laughed so hard, by far my favorite part of the comic.

Also, "Richard For The Win" was awesomesauce too.

Rawr?

SO ADORABLE on so many levels!!!!!!!!

All are epic but if i must choose one
"We should see if we could find the mother and complete the set."
Classic richard defineing quote

yay!!!


rawr! :3

"i have some a brain, a heart, and some courage..."
"how does one eat courage?
Wait, don't tell me, it's a testicle, isn't it?

"Testicles! That way no one has to share."
Although, "Rawr?" is good too

Aaaand here's something a bit off topic.
ILoveRichard, I love ur sig quotes.

"We should kill the the survivors and take their shoes" is mine

The best quotes, aside from "For Pony", is the "I have a dream" speech and the Dick Roll singing... The Dick Roll one almost counts as number one, because it was in the comic And sung by the man who plays Richard in the film. I think it would be awesome to have Dave Mitchell say the "I have a Dream" speech...

Deffinitely..."Testicles, that way we won't have to share"

I actually don't understand this one.

My Favorites:

"Who Keeps Throwing Those?" and

"Look into my eye and say that again" followed by the bloodrage turning around and seeing Richard holding the giant's eye and falling to the ground afterwards. Ending with Richard's quote, "Too Much?"

Actually I found an even better one: "You're putting points into your delusion skill right now, aren't you?"
and: "I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone."

From page #2

This day is FANTASTIC.

Quickly followed by page #3.

Walk it off pussy.

im no pyshician but there appears to be a dagger through my chest

The oom part (page 150) is truly epic.

"How do you plead?"
"I plead..."
Fzzzt Fzzzt
"oom?"

"Rawr?" Definitebly comes close to being my favorite.

"What are you, 4th edition!?"

there is only one line there rull them all

>> THE MISTAKE WAS MAKING ME CUTE <<



>AWFULLY cute<

Sorry if I'm repeating, but my favorite has to be

"Why'd we have to leave the buffet?"

On page 123:
Say hello to my little friend. (schow his Bunny)
Now say hello to his larger angrier friend. (WHOOM)

I think the best Richard Quotes have to be the ones where he is acting like a Person controlling Richard ie
(After killing a bunch of people using martial arts) Ding!
Noob
also i love "I ate a monks soul once..........tasted like chocolate"
and on the newest comic "Richard in the Sky with diamonds.....of fiery death
but the one quote that will never leave my top list of things Richard has said is when he sings Rick Astleys "Never gonna give you up" (comic page 144)

"Hurry Cale! Climb me to safety!"

That made me lawl... the image was funny as well. xD

Page 6 of the first issue, detailing an exchange between Benny and Richard.

Benny: "Do you know what would have happened if I had done the revive spell with this?" (There was a centipede in the bag containing Cale's ashes.)

Richard: "Good times?"

I lol'd for like 5 minutes.

All life will fear me! Even those.. Under the sea!

That scene made me visualize a Richard-merman. XD Funny funny funny.

"I call it a 'Friewall'" was hilarious but I have to agree, "FOR PONY!" is #1 in my records.

Guard: "Do you have anything to declare?"

Richard: "I declare your life forfeit."

That line probably gave me the biggest laugh in this comic, Richard was brilliant there.

"For PONY"

Im probably repeating, but its the best one.
Its my favorite [color="#000000"][/color]

Im sooo stupid, if i scrolled up, For Pony is already up there.

"I am Richard, Chief warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead...

And mayor the of a little village up the coast."

All of the best quotes for me comes from Chapter 6. The main reason is at the bottom, but here are a few more I enjoy from other chapters.

Page 3: "Walk it off, pussy." <as Cale is blasted to ashes...
Page 22: "This isn't where I parked my horse."
Page 28: "I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate"
Page 42: "FOR PONY!" <Of course.
The entirety of page 47
Page 49: "Hurry Cale! Climb me to safety!"
Page 60: "I. Like. To. Kill. Things. How is that not clear by now?"
Page 77: "Can we keep her?"
Page 98: "I don't understand why I can't stay at the buffet."
Page 106: "Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen." <Badass. Bwahaha.
Page 115: "Has anyone seen my fishy?"
Page 122: "'Battlemage' is about as impressive a title as Lord of the Dance."
Page 123: "Good evening. This is a diversion." <Simple, but effective!
Page 136: "I mean you harm." ("no harm, we mean you no harm!" "That doesn't sound like me...")
Page 150: "You forgot Lord of the Dance" <Added this title on page 122
Page 156: "Why would a warlock wear jewelry?"
The entirety of page 158
Page 172: "You violated my spirit!"
Page 182: "Do I have something on my back?" <Arrows, dummy. xD being dead is fun!

Top favourites

Page 114: "We need to save these people!" <

Page 155: "He is my mother" < talking about Cale.


Either way, Richard is win. But calling him Dick? Even better >:3

EDIT: I realize that many of these have been repeated. But I love the one where he says "he is my mother", and I don't think that was ever said.

Everything Richard says is funny

But my favirote bit isn't a quote its just so funny. This bit where they find felbunny again and Richard scoops him up =) made me lol so much.

"You just got Dick Rolled" made me laugh for a while

"Its Dick-Zilla."
"Rawr?" another good laugh

"The female elf is correct. Luckily, with my foresight, I have secured us the necessary disguises. In unrelated news, there was an armed patrol in the area" *the last said with a guard's head on top of his own* Classic Dick. Page 121

Volume 2 - Pg. 58

*Fwoom!*
*Fwoom!*
*Fwoom!*
"Look what I made!"

Absolutely, positively, squee-rific.

The clip in my sig is yet another good one.

"He is my mother."

And the subsequent "What?"

There are so many but I suppose I'll post the ones gracing my desktop from time to time..

"While I am enjoying our time together, I was thinking that- HA! A natural 20! That means I win. You can fall down now. What? Are you 4th edition?" <.< yes.... I'm a d&d nerd too. >.>

"I was just going to look. With fire. And lightning. And reanimated chipmunks. And raccons. On Fire." This is how I envision Richards persona across the comic and what made me really fall in love with his character.

Definitely when they're about to fight the sand dragon

and he turns it into glass

Page 58-"LOOK WHAT I MADE!"

or

Page 88- "Remember a few moments ago when you murdered a little boy? That was rather entertaining."

OR

Page 156- "SHHH.... I want to hear if he's going to object."

But everything he says is just so memorable...

"you like my work?"

"ha, nat 20. You can fall down now." I had just finished reading up on 4th ed when this came out. And I must admit, "Look what I made," was quite hilarious.

"You just got Dick Roll'd" LMAO

his joy on the very first page, "this day is fantastic!"

For gamlon

For pony

What you can't use that for a battlecry

[u]Why not you have one[/u]

mine is for nobility, honor and a deceased yet no longer forgotten people

mine is for ponies

that's not...

FOR PONY!

My favorite has to be the I Have a Dream speech. I actually memorized it and I quote it randomly.

"FOR PONY!!!!!"