It's not how big your FWOOSH is, it's how you use it.

Richard: *fwoosh* ...
Fire Elemental: *FWOOOOSH!*
Richard: It doesn't depend on the size of your Fwoosh, its how you use it

Richard: I. Like. To. Kill. Things!

Cale: !! *Goes through a hole in the mountain*
Richard: Hmm... A mountain that eats people. I want one.

Benny "Protect the kid? What kind of villain is he?"
Richard "Noob"

Well, the last one is legendary:

"I do what I want, when I choose, why I wish. I answer to NO ONE."

That's Richard in his very essence.

-whacks the soft mouse button that caused him to double post simply by clicking too hard-

shouldn't it be what i wish instead of why???

"the sand dragons are having issues accepting me as the alpha male"

No, Richard was describing his actions, their timing, and his reasoning.

thanks, never really thought about it that way

"Shhh. I want to hear if he's going to object."

"YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

and my personal favorite "Too bad we dont have more time. Its fun trying to put them back together again."

Here are some of my Favorite Richard quotes and a few from other characters.

Richard quotes
"Who keeps throwing those?" *2nd dagger through chest*
"Oh. I see. I find it amusing how you were so judgmental of the dark arts a few hours ago...But now that you're in trouble... 'Pull his skeleton out, Richard, Oh please'"
(Not a quote per say but I love when Richard tricked call in to slamming his head into the small hole in the mountain. Sooo funny!)
"I feel silly. Hurry, Cale! Climb me to safety!"
"Look what I made!"
"can we keep her?" *referring to the dwarf Pella*
"Good was shot a that. Toast. Hehehehehehehehehehe"
"Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen."
"Has anyone seen my fishy?"
"Im a bearlock now."
"I mean you harm" "NO harm! you mean him NO harm!" "That doesn't sound like me."
"This is the plane of SUCK."
"How good of an idea could touching me really be?"


Others
Captain Vraay-"Why are there two cats on fire running around my deck?"
Pella- "Ye Be Adorable."
Cale- "What does it say about my character that I'm finding him a little less horrifying with each passing day?"

"I mean you harm" is my favourite one.
Abane, thanks for nice set of quotes, refreshed my memory a bit.

"FOR PONY!"
"No-one puts Richard in a corner"
"I mean you harm! 'No Harm! You mean him NO harm!' 'That doesn't sound like me.'"
"Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.'

'FOR PONY'
'This day is fantastic!'
'Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen'
'Look what I made!'
'Oh. I see. I find it amusing how you were so judgmental of the dark arts a few hours ago...But now that you're in trouble... 'Pull his skeleton out, Richard, Oh please''

My top 5. In no specific order, just as I found them so I didn't butcher them with typos:

1) "There's still some room by my calf" -P.126

2) Tavor: There is not a soul among you that can stop me.
*tavor gets frostbolted*
R: No one puts Richard in a corner.
-P.74

3) "I was just going to look. With fire. And lightning. And reanimated chipmunks. And raccoons. On fire." -P.92

4) "When did you become a giant" -P.94

5) "I noticed that someone submitted a note into the suggestion box. "We should kill all the survivors and take their shoes". It's signed anonymously. We'll never know who wrote it. I wrote it." -P.114


Ah Richard, you are not as good looking as Cale, but you are as funny as <insert stand up comedic here>.

Richard is handsome. Don't put Richard in a corner .

my fav (not sure if its posted aready)

"I" "Like" "To" "Kill" "Things"

"HOW IS THAT NOT CLEAR BY NOW!!!!!!"


"FOR PONY!" and "look me in the eye and say that" are also good when put in their context

My all-time favorite richard quote is an entire page:
http://lfgcomic.com/page/144
Nuff Said

Agreed. Dick Roll.

Richard: I don't 'save'.

Cale: We'll return to Legarion and cut a swathe of death and destruction, the likes of which has never been before seen, through the king's legion and their dragons.

Richard: We need to save these people!

"I object!" "On what grounds?" "I want to stab him!" You should have seen the look on my mothers face when me and my friends strolled around saying that in the kitchen XD

Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen.

I accept your verdict, but deny your sentence. I have a destiny.

"Im no Physician or anything, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest"

All time favorite

"This isn't where I parked my horse"

when hes in otherworldly court and he asks why he protected whoever he said "Because he is my mother" i lmaoed oh nd when he added master of dance to his titles...

Rejoice. For Very Bad Things Are About To Happen.

The one thats stuck in my head

i like that one too

"I'm a bearlock now!" is good but
"FOR PONY!!!" is much better

even better when he was crucified

farewell, Landor!

Ill write every day!

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oh man I forgot 'bout that one!

FOR PONY!

personally i feel that anything that Richard says is the best quote ever. although, if i had to choose one, it would have to be "BEHOLD! I have discovered the Fork of Truth. Who would dare opose me now? Now that I'm armed with my anger - And my fork." one of my friends made a joke relating to that earlier, which just makes it even more funny!

I like the: what are you going to rhyme with "your wholesale mass slaughter?" "Locate and butcher your daughter?"

or

maybe someone's been stealing the carcasses before sooba can get to them?
seems to me that we're faced with a difficult riddle. Let me assure you that i will begin my investigation first thing in the morning. After a comfortable night's rest
(and then he is lying on top of the pelt of those bears, genius, just planeold genius XD)

After my mayhem i simply dont..whats the word? care

an odd way to show someone you missed them, but i'm willing to keep an open mind.
that is when cale stabs both his swords right through richard XD

"The Meaning Of Life Is Bucket"

no one puts richard in a corner

"Seriously, you keeps throwing these?!?" Richard si oen my favorite pyscho warlocks ever

"REJOICE! For very bad things are about to happen."

that was the siingle best line he had in the whole series and everything else was a second place tie

For Pony

These are all awesome Richard quotes. There are some pretty good ones from his trial.

Cale: "I don't get it. They've been glaring at each other for the past ten days."
Richard: "Allow me to explain it to you with a simple demonstration. Imagine that this cat is Benny." *pulls out a calico kitty* "While this other one represents our Captain Vraay." *the cats purr and nuzzle up to each other* "Perhaps my actresses need their motivation explained..."



Captain Vraay: "Why are there two cats on fire running around my deck?"
Richard: "I thought it would help combat the recent 'Burning Rat' problem. You are most welcome."



Random Thug: "Nothing is ever easy."
Richard: "Dying is."



"This is the plane of Suck."


"Please ignore the fact that my hand is on fire. It is not meant to be an aggressive gesture. It's how I say hello."


Richard: "Objection!"
Judge: "On what grounds?"
Richard: "I wish to stab him."


"Ten gold says she cries right before the end.

And always the favorite....
"For Pony!"

my school is the plane of suck. maybe richard could come there and kill things.

There's another good one from today's comic.
Richard: "You violated my spirit!"
Pella: "We agreed on no eye contact."
I adore anything Richard said. He's easily my favorite character. He's got a nice shock factor to him.

"how is the griffin" "tell me he's going to be okay!"

"We kill the child and we return to our time."
"Or we torture then kill the child, and we return to our time."

" Decisions, decisions."

" I dont understand why i couldn't stay at the buffet "

" The mistake was making me cute "

" You've been doing a lot of staring lately. It's creepy "

" We should kill all the survivors and take there shoes "

" Has anyone seen my fishy "

" In unrelated news, There was an armed patrol in the area "

" Battlemage? that's not a profession, it barely qualifies as a hobby "

" 'Battlemage' is about as impressive a title as the lord of the dance "

"Please ignore the fact that my hand is on fire. It is not meant to be an aggressive gesture. It's how I say hello."

Richard has enough awesome lines to fill an evil little unholy book. I can't pick just one!

I have a destiny.

It's...

So beautiful....