For me, the best Richard quote has to be: "This is the best day ever!"

"I didn't deserve that*acid hole through stomach*"

"I dont do well with authority.Is that going to be a problem?"

"A mountain that eats people?I want one"

"Thanks? It was fun?"

"See if I can get a baby wrapped up to-go."

"im petitioning to get the name changed to the really angry sword"

*Freezes Dragon* "Too bad we don't have more time - it's fun trying to put them back together again...

"Who would dare oppose me? now that i'm armed with my anger - and my fork."

"walk it off, you pussy"
haha...3rd comic, almost a classic by now!

I have a new favorite from page 21...

Gnome: "He murders innocent women and children-"
Richard: "Who doesn't?"

I cant pick just one.. or five... In fact i love almost everything Richard has ever said.

favourite so far had to be

"umm thanks, it was fun"

"That ventriloquism spell was worth every copper, really was"

Richard has too many good quotes.

We never do what I want to do.

I so totally love richard!!!!
the best line(s) are

"Behold!
I have found the Fork of Truth!
Who dare challeng me now??
... Now that i am armed with my anger!!
... And my fork.

... Grr?
I'm only acting out because i don't get to kill anyone.

LONG LIVE RICHARD
....and his happy little village up the coast

"This isn't where I parked my horse!"

I hade European Vacation flashbacks.

I think my favourite quotes over and above all are:
"This isn't where I parked my horse."
"I know where your wife and children live."
"You were supposed to be paying more attention to everything AFTER that part."

"See if you can barter with this"

Brilliant.

"That ventriloquism spell was worth every copper......really was...."
"Bad news cale, your place as my closest and most dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon."
"Who keeps throwing those?"
"This isn't where I parked my horse...."

"This isn't where I parked my horses."

For teh Fiffen win!

"You may pass. And I apologize for my earlier rudeness."

Everything Richard says is great, but that hand puppet thing just cracks me up.

A far shorter topic would be, "worst Richard quotes" because, there aren't very many.

actually, i think the best richard quote of all is
"Let's try to find the mother and complete the set!"
... lol

i just love it when he smiles

But how can you see Richard smile? Does he even have lips to smile with? He is undead...and his face is covered anyway.

the shading on his cheek bones... you can see that. plus, his eyes sorta squint when he smiles anyway

i find it amusing when Cale is burned up and on the way to the Healer. and richar says. how can u see? its hilarius.

i love his new line:
"This isn't where i parked my horse.."
lol! it just cracks me up!
oh.. p.s.... i just got back from pet-co and got a black gold-fish and named him Richard

This isent where i parked mu Horse remindes me about eurotrip. when teh long haired dude comes down the hot tub whit the topless lady and says. this isetn where i parked my car! ITS HILARIUS!

Did everyone miss "Elttil htcib was bonded to me until the traitorous imp managed to flee.... I was looking for something to define what his role in our partnership would be."

Everyone missed that?! lol his imp was his "little bitch" spelled backwards XD

lmao yesh richard is teh awesome

OMG THAT IS HILAREOUS!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE I MISSED THAT! THAT IS SOOOO CUTE!


!!!EDIT OCT. 27 2008!!!

I can't belive I was THAT enthusiastic! lol!!??!?! I need to do that more often.

Everything Richard says is awesome, but I think there's one real good quote, which I didn't see above (it's a little long):
Cale: "Won't you please just leave me alone? Please?"
Richard: "Wish I could, my noble friend, but alas, I cannot."
Cale: "Why? Why can't you?"
Richard: "Boredom, mostly."

OMG did you see his new lines today??

Tim: STOP!
Richard: We're not moving.
Tim: WHO'S SIDE YOU ON?
Richard: ...Yours?
*Tim tosses him over to Krunch*
Tim: FUNNY SQUISHY MAN!
*roll roll roll*
Krunch: You almost made that look good.
Richard: That's how I roll.
LOL!! YOU CAN SEE HIS LITTLE FOOTSIES WHEN HE ROLLS

Yours.

Short and sweet.

ok... i REALLY think Richard has the best lines out of all the comic. I mean, come on! just read what he has to say! Even total randomness (if that is even a word ) is funny when Richard says it! They are soo funny.. i am still cracking up after the simple phrase "i wanted to lose some baby weight. Caused from the baby i ate."



heh heh..

"im still trying to figure out what "Conscience" means"

and

"walk it off you pussy"

and

"who would dare oppose me kinow armed with my anger....and my fork"

Richard is so cool i love the constant mocks he comes out with and the good times one was good too

p.s. off topic the power ranger thing lmao

"Who would dare oppose me? Now that I'm armed with my anger...And my fork."

I love everything he says but I think this quote would look good on a shirt as well

Oh and the one about figuring out what conscience means, that'd make an awesome shirt too

bye bye squishy

"There's no fwoosh" gets me.... I lost it when I saw that. But still, my all-time favorite is in my siggy

So I guess now I don't have to read the comic?

lol... that was only part of it. but it isn't the newest one... heh heh

Would you mind asking them to stop so I can lay waste to your army?


That was magnificent.

It's a really tough choice but my favorites are:

"I don't do well with authority. Is that going to be a problem?"

"This isn't where I parked my horse."

and "There's no Fwoosh."

"There's no fwoosh" is a great one! How could someone have come up with such great lines for the awesome dread lord Richard? It's amazing what you can think of. And what's dark and evil yet still has every bit of humor in it.

How does Richard maintain his evilness and still be so funny, it just doesn't seem possible.

because he's Richard. Anything he does is possible.

er.. anything is possible for Richard.

So basically Richard is some sort of god?

yup!


He is in best quotes as well.

So what does that make Sohmer and Lar?

ummm.......

demigods? heh? heh heh? .. eh heh.. he.. uh... huh... ya. right?

Some sort of super all knowing beings? Tough to say...