nah, just a new companion and Richard lover!! yay!!!!

What level of Hell spawned such a monster?
That's rather personal though I appreciate the interest.
You slaughtered two of my sons!
I was asking for directions.
MY SONS!!
They did not know the directions.
DIE VILE CREATURE!!
Wait a moment. Wait. No one wants to do anything they will regret. Let's everyone remain calm and not spiral out of control.
*thuk*
MY LAST SON!!!
Let's just take a deep breath.

hehehe.. just that whole conversation with the villagers made me crazy laughing on the floor

I find most of his expressions funnier than the quotes.
My fave comic:

Cale: Look's like weve got a loong road ahead.
Richard: Can we litter it with bodies.
His expression as he says this made me ROFL


Edit: Typo

I like when he said ' I am Richard bla bla (too long) and the major of a little village up the coast, very scenic during springtime you should visit sometime. O and when he said his imp's name Ettil Hctib and said he wanted his name to be the imp's role in the relationship.

"Why? Why can't you?!"

"Boredom mostly."

I had to laugh when I read: "...Insetad of helping an elderly Dwarf woman across the street you should be pelting her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny."

When I imagined it... it was very funny.

Accually it was Hctib Ettil. When read backward reads Little Bitch.

His best quote, by far, has got to be: "There's no whoosh"

"Life... it's like throat cancer bit without the sympathy from strangers" -Black Mage (Richard's counterpart)

Page 60, where they are all telling of what they will gain from entering Kethenecia, and then they all stare at Richard and he says,
"I... Like.... To.... Kill.... Things.... How is that not clear by now?"
Had me crying with laughter

definately.

He had me with "cough"

"Quick Cale, climb me to safety."

XD I love it.

"For PONY" was a good quote
i also liked the orphanage one

"this day is fantastic"

Page 2

My fav. Richard and the best Richard quote to me is "A moutain that eat peaople. I want one" xD that made me laugh so hard :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

"No one puts Richard in a corner."

w00t! go sexy Richard!! save the day

That is my new favorit quote. you can't beat the clasics and you can't beat funny. put them together and let richard say it, instant hit...

ice, anyone?

I so agree.

i would have to say
With infinite glee, it's going to be me.. that slaughters the wooooorld
or
you may pass, and i apologize for my earler rudness

i truely belive that richard is the funniest charicter, but i dont think he said the funniest thing in the comic, even though he is the topic
"Is no one going to ask how he managed to crusify himself?"

oh that was classic

What about...

'Remeber the fellow who threw daggers at me?

These are his teeth.'

Acually, whats even better then that would have to be the first 5 panels on page 11. Cale's expressions are priceless.

Ah you guys you've missed my favorites.

*Richard freezes a kingdom dragon. It falls down and shatters*
"Too bad we don't have more time." "It's fun trying to put them back together again."


Cale: We have a long road ahead of us I think.
Richard: Let's litter it with bodies!

*holds up bear skull*
"I made you a hat"
"I have an unexplained urge to kill gaint rats."
"The meaning of life is 'bucket'."

and my all time favorite

Cale: Are you draining more blood in case we need to draw the map from the swords again?
*Richard looks around*
Richard: Yes.

Way too hard to choose, depends on what type of quote. The "Hi, I'm Richard!" was the funniest but you wouldn't get it if you just quoted it out of nowhere.

i say that to my brother all the time. and every time, he either laughs at it or just chuckles at himself for even remembering to smile

*Richard shoots Ben-Kenobi guy through the chest* "He was a wise man, you should of listened to him"

*Ben guy re-animates as a ghost* "Don't worry, i shall always be here to look after you"

*Richard shoots the ghost form* "Wise...and persistent, he will be missed"

XD I love thats one of the greatest Star Wars references ever.

"Call her 'female of unknown pedigree', that is her preferred honorific." hehehe

All of Richard's I have a Dream speech was really funny.
"Look what I made!"
and a really good one, "Madness? THIS IS SOOBA!!!"

Richard is the only one who does any good parody punchlines

"cough cough" "clears thoat"
hail

oh i love that strip

Hah, Hail. One of those double meaning words. Like Murder.

what's the other meaning of murder?

well theres the usual killing one, and then theres the one that means a flock of Crows.

"a mountain that eats people. I want one."

no, it's like: A mountain that eats people. and spits them back up. then swallows them again. then vomits them in a state of shock. how interesting. i want one. lol

Personally, his little 'I Have a Dream!' speech touched me... well, not really, but I found it funny xD

"Killing means never having to say you're sorry."



I love it because not only is it hilarious, but it's the deepest thing he says, too.

"You look familiar-"

lol we all know what that means!!

I still think the first 5 panels on page 11 has the best Cale reaction and Richard quote.

My favorite's got to be:


Cale: Are you draining more blood in case we need to draw the map from the swords again?

Richard: (Looks up) ...

Richard: (Looks to the side) ...

Richard: (Looks at bucket of blood)

Richard: ...Yes.

Hmm... I have to say I have a couple:

Richard: (As everyone looks to him to give a reason for traveling to Kethenecia) I. Like. To. Kill. Things. How is that not clear by now?


Cale: I don't get it. They've been glaring at each other for the past ten days.
Richard: Allow me to explain it with a simple demonstration.
-holds up a kitten- Imagine that this cat is Benny.
-holds up another kitten- While this other one represents our Captain Vraay.
-sticks them in a box together-
-they cuddle-
-there is much purring-
Richard: -lights his hands on fire- Perhaps my actresses need their motivation explained.

Richard: (After getting stuck to the mast) Hurry Cale! Climb me to safety!

Richard: (Commenting on getting stuck to the mast) The light reflecting off the mast is magnificently engaging.
Crunch: Enjoying the view?
Richard: Oh yes.

Cale: Dick on a stick! It's a dick on a stick!
Richard: -shoots fireballs at him-
Benny: Now is not the time for that.
Richard: I slipped. Honest.

Priest: This is madness.
Richard: Madness?
Richard: This is SOOBA!

"Kill"

Figure out where he says it.

every two panels or so....?

I think the "I have a dream" speech is one of Richard's best (with help from Tavor, of course). For more of my favourite Richard quotes, read LFG, pages 1-75. (At time of typing).

My new favorite one is.

"This isn't where I parked my horse..."

"I. Like. To. Kill. Things."


*walks away, exasperated* "How is that not clear by now?"

"That Ventriloquism Spell was worth Every Copper ..... Really Was"

"Your Really Setting Yourself Up for a Dissapointment right now,"



Cale: "Get Us OUT of here!, Send Lightning at Him!...Pull His Skeleton out or something.."
Richard: "Oh. I See. ... I find it amusing how you were SO judgemental on the Dark Arts a few hours ago.. But now that your in trouble .. 'Pull His Skeleton Out Richard, Oh Please.'"