hehehe
C: For Gamlon!
R: For Pony!
C: What? You can't use that as your battle cry.
R: Why not? You have one.
C: Mine is for nobility, honor, and deceased yet no longer forgotten people.
R: Mine is for ponies.
C: That's not--
R: FOR PONY!!

lol go Richard!

I feel insulted

haha

Whole page 62! the "I have a dream" speach!!!

one of my personal favorite has to be the one where they're under the mountain and fighting off the gnomes where Cale pleads with Richard to stop and richard Responds: "Can Do.... As soon as they're all dead."

Addendum: Also this little dialog as well

Benny:" why is there a centipede corpse marinating in you're friends remains? Do you have any idea what would've happened if I had done the resurrection spell with this inside the bag? "
Richard: *has thought bubble of Cale-centipede* "good times?"
Cale: "For the last time we're not friends he's the one that incinerated me! Wait what was in here with me!?"

Why are there two cats on fire running around on the deck?

I thought it might help combat the recent "flaming rat" problem. You are most welcome.

"I. like. to. kill. things. How is that not clear by now?"

"for PONY!"

"instead of helping an aged dwarf woman across the road, you should be shooting her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny." LOL!!

I have a few favorites.

We were told you should be killed on sight.
I was told where your mate and offspring reside.
Welcome to Nestorep. Enjoy your stay.

By the Gods! They look like children!
I know! It's hard to kill just one!

What now?
Take a step forward and see if it eats you.
And what will that tell us?
That it's hungry.

I wonder what Will happen if tried to burn it with the full power of the sun...
Look what I made!
Shame it wasn't a coal dragon.

Killing means never having to say you're sorry.

I have more, but many of them were said already and on the first page, so I didn't bother.
Richard is so inspiring isn't he? ^.^

i agree with you on that

...For...What? ...For...What are you trying to say?...Pony...


And I don't know if movies count but....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XCo0R_DEE3w

"Good times?"

(Woot. First post. )

PURELY because I've read part of the "Sword of Truth" series...

"Behold! I have discovered the Fork of Truth. Who would dare oppose me now? Now that I'm armed with my anger - and my fork."

Hee hee... I think I'll run around, waving a fork tomorrow...

that seems like a good idea!

altho, i'll just act out because i'm not going to kill anyone... (lol)

"Grr? I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone."

"Too bad we don't have more time, it's fun trying to put them back together again."

And...

"I didn't deserve that."

Really though, all of them are awesome.

"no idea what he is talkinga bout, but i respect his attitude and willingness to kill" i now love this comic...first time seeing it today

I think this says enough

WOAAAA!!! Thats a cool one! Very lovely done

Best quotes of richard... Hmm:

I got it!

*Boot*

I`m out... Portals Batteries never included. Am I right?

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I`m Richard! Chief warlock of the brothers of darknes, Lord of the thirteen hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, And mayor of a little village up the coast.
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And ofcourse:

"FOR PONY!"

lol... "And the mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during springtime. You should visit sometime."

love it!!

Lol the qoute "Can you ask them to stop ,so i can lay waste to your army?" one of my favorites...

also, "I have a summer home in the mountains called the Pit of Despair, you're all welcome to drop by!" lol that goes to show that Richard is a pretty rich warlock

Richard: I am Richard! Chief warlock of the brothers of darkness, Lord of the thirteen hells, Master of the bones, emperor of the black, lord of the undead! and mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during springtime, you should visit sometimes.

Cale: Your name is Richard?

Richard: Your suppose to pay more attention to everything after that part

"I made you a hat."

read my siggy. that's my whole list of favorite lines lol

"I have a dream that we will be looked at and one day labeled, simply, as 'friend'. I have a dream that one day, when all this occurs, that we take the advantage of surprise and slaughter as many of you as possible. I have a dream that one day there will be no structure left standing, no man or woman left un-decapitated and no babies left un-devoured. I have a dream that none of you are spared from the horrors of our rule." "Free at last, free at last, you're all dead, but we're free at last!"

I think that "For Pony!" has to be mentioned and also "Mines for ponies" and of course cant forget "I wonder what would happen if i blasted it with the full power of the sun" and then turns the sand dragon into glass pretty funny

"My legacy..*sigh*.. death becomes..me." I love it. Very emo.

*cuddles imaginary Richard plushie*

"I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone."

Cale: "By the gods, they look like children!"
Richard: "I know; it's hard to kill just one."

Gnome leader: "You killed 126 of our soldiers and another 48 are thawing...what do you have to say for yourself?"
Richard: "Thanks? And it was fun?"

"I
Like
To
Kill
Things
How is that not clear by now?"

I am not awake...you wouldn't understand it...it's a warlock thing...keep walking

"For pony!"

Nothing else even comes close...

Cale: Doesn't Warlocks usally have companions? Pets, spirits or familiars?
Richard: They do. Hctib Elttil was bonded to me until the traitorous imp managed to flee.
Cale: Thats an odd name.
Richard: I was looking for something to define what his role in our partnership would be.

I love that one. xD

Or one of my favourites:
Captain Tah'Vraay: Is there a problem here that I should be aware of?
Richard, with bad face: He fell down some stairs!

Nearly everything he says is funny, so it's difficult to say what the best quotes are.

I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate.

My two favorites are "The meaning of life is 'bucket'" and "FOR PONY!!!"

yes i love that one

"I have a thought."

"The meaning of life is Bucket."

lol

i like this one. i don't know, it's just to random and funny to me.

"i have the unexplained urge to kill giant rats"

my favorite is "drained the soul of a monk once, it tasted just like chocolate"
then "For Pony!"

BEHOLD!
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE FORK OF TRUTH!
WHO WOULD DARE TO OPPOSE ME NOW?
NOW THAT IM ARMED WITH MY ANGER...........AND MY FORK!

favorite quote:

*lies on ground*

hee

Running from me, sure, you'd think: he's a pathological bloodthirsty homicidal maniac!

has to be mine

The entire thing with the fork of truth, Richard's "I have a dream" speech.

But the best 2 are:

"FOR PONY!" and, of course,

"Relax, I don't want your baby, I already ate" (make sure you sing it!)

The Meaning of Life is Bucket and For Pony! Hands down are the best i've ready so far but in the video i like No where to run, No where to hide your village will burn like the heart of the sun

The Meaning of Life is Bucket and For Pony! Hands down are the best i've ready so far but in the video i like No where to run, No where to hide your village will burn like the heart of the sun

The Meaning of Life is Bucket and For Pony! Hands down are the best i've ready so far but in the video i like No where to run, No where to hide your village will burn like the heart of the sun

The Meaning of Life is Bucket and For Pony! Hands down are the best i've ready so far but in the video i like No where to hide, No where to run your village will burn like the heart of the sun

Lol sorry for all the reposts i dont know why it did that

Well the best Richard's quote(for me) is the one and only..''FOR PONY''

Here's my fav:
Trevor: You can't go in there, Warlock.

Richard: Really? I find this constant discrmination against my kind rather offensive. It is time... For a change. I say to you today, my friends, that even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. I have a dream that one day warlocks will rise up and cast off the shackles of pooression. I have a dream that one day we will no longer be judged upon by how different we are from you. I have a dream that one day we will be looked upon and be labeled simply, as 'friend'. I have a dream that one day when this occurs, we take the advantage of surprise and slaughter as many of you as possible. I have a dream that one day there will be no structure left standing, no man or women left un-decapitated and no babies left un-devoured. I have a dread that non of you are spared from the horrors of our rule.

Trevor:*whispers to Cale* That dwelling was inhabitted by halflings. He is too tall to fit inside.

Richard: Free at last! You're all dead, but we are free at last!

Looks like iloverichard has some competition again Juuuust kidding...

Or am I o_O

Anyway, my favorite Richard quote up to date is: "This is a beautiful moment. I may compose then break into song to celebrate this occasion."

It's hard to pick one becouse they are all so awesome

But two of my favourites are,

"This day is fantastic" from the 2:nd page i think and:

Captain of the boat - Why are there two cats on fire running around my deck?

Richard - I thought it might help combat the recent "burning rat" problem.

Richard - You are most welcome.

You all saw it! The Orphanage attacked me!

Is Definately one of my favorites