Richard: "He feel down some stairs"
Pirate: "I fell down some stairs"

then again everything he says is funny.

Not perfect, but here it goes.

"You should just shoot arrows in a female dwarves face until it's not funny anymore"

"I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon"'

That ventriliquism spell was worth every copper.

I have a few personal favorites of mine..

C: For Gamlon!
R: For pony!
C: You can't use that as your battle cry!
R: Why not? You have one.
C: Mine is for {blah blah blah, noble junk}
R: Mine is for ponies.
C: Thats not-
R: FOR PONY! [Fwoosh!]

-

Gnome: You may not pass!
FWOOSH! {Gnome's head blasted}
Richard {Using ventriloquism spell on hand with face drawn on}: You may pass!
Richard: And I apologize for my earlier rudeness!

-

"A mountain that eats people.. I want one."

Thief: Nothing is ever easy.
Richard: Dieing is.
BOOM!
Captain: Is there a problem I should be aware of?
Richard: He fell down some stairs..
{Thief's skin is 1/2way gone}

-

{Slams bucket on creepy girl's head}
Benny: Any other mysteries you want to try to solve?
Richard: The meaning of life is bucket.

I could go on all day, isn't nearly everything Richard says funny?

Edit: Oh, and I forgot my signature, make sure to check that one out.

"I slipped... honest."

lol but that little reference from Cale just cracked me up.. "It's a Dick on a stick!" i think i have a good idea of how Richard felt

I have a list of three that I can't pick between:

"Im no physician, but there appears to be a dagger in my chest"
"A mountain that eats people. I want one."

Although this one almost comes out on top:

"Instead of helping an aged dwarf woman across a road, you should be shooting her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny."

when he said "im no physician but there appears to be a dagger in my chest" also i LOVE his battle cry and the gnome thingy

"This is madness..."

"Madness?

This...is...SOOBA!"

Heehee.

To be frank, Richard just plain rocks my socks. Whoo, look at those socks go...

Richard, for the win!

Love Richard So Much, Every Thing That He Speaks Is On A Scale of Funniness Some Where, It’s Just The Richard Thing, And So Becoming So Hard To Just Choose One.

"I slipped... honest."
"Richard, for the win! "
"im no physician but there appears to be a dagger in my chest"
"For Pony!"
"I thought it might help combat the recent 'burning rat' problem. You are most welcome."
"You should listen to him. He was a wise man." "Wise and persistant. He shall be missed."
"Hurry Cale! Climb me to safety!"
"Thank you? It was fun?"
"See if you can wrap up a baby to go."
"Behold! I have discovered the fork of truth! Armed with my anger - And my fork! Grrr? Im just acting out because I dont get to kill anyone."

"I Drained the soul of a monk once.""It tasted like chocolate" [Personal Fave]

And Then...alot, of Richards funny quotes. And Then, isnt anything Richard says funny?

Please excuse me if these aren't 100% correct
"No but it brings up a funny story of how I killed my father"
"Richard for the win!"
"FOR PONY!"
"Behold, THE FORK OF TRUTH"
"I drained the soul of a monk once, it tasted like chocolate"
In response to Cale saying gnomes looked like babies, "I know, its so hard to just kill one!" (my personal favorite)

While everything Good ol' Dick says is priceless this last one liner is by far the best quote for it truly shows the awesomeness that is Richard.


"Richard for the win!"


Need I say more?

Richard for the win!!!!

hahaha i love it!!

I know I havent posted in awhile(been in boarding school) but

"I dont feel like I'm contributing as much to this battle as I could be"
"I could be pursuaded, yes"
"I slipped.......honest"
"Hurry Cale!.......Climb me to safety!"
"He fell down some stairs"
"Perhaps my actresses need their motivation explained"
"wise and PERSISTENT.......he will be missed"
omg i could go on forever and these being only the recent ones
but then i would have no time to read the new comics

1. The one where Richard and the rest are standing in fron of the entire Troll army, and he says: "This isn't where I parked my Car?!".

2. Or the one where heis standing in front of the Gnom leader and he's telling them about the guards they killed and froze. And Richard's reaction is: "Thanks?! It Was Fun?!"

3. The last one I liked is when Pinky said: "They Look Like children". And richard answers with: "Yeah I know, it's hard to kill just one!!"

These three must be my favouretes

richard for the win
richard for the win
richard for the win
richard for the win
richard for the win
richard for the win
richard for the win
richard for the win
richard for the win
richard for the win

gess what new quote i like

"Hurry Cale! Climb me to safety!"


Best one so far imo.

The Gnome one ( Where he blows the head off the gnome ) is second.

After reading through 12 of the 14 pages, addmittedly skipping a few posts here and there, I can't believe this one wasn't mentioned. Edit: missing, of course, the mention right above me. Duh.

Cale: "You could have saved them
Richard: "Their unexplained yet curious love could only end in tradgedy"

Still the one that makes me laugh more than anything else.

"FOR PONY" That whole dialogue got me killing myself laughing xD.

And ofcourse.

"He killed women and children"
"Who doesn't?"

Whispy likes;

"The meaning of life is 'bucket'"

and, the quote that I don't remember the exact words to but had something to do with the light reflecting off the mast, or summat like that.

I also like one of Cale's; "Worst... portal...EVER." made me lol.

EDIT: No one mentioned this one yet;

Cale: I think there's a hole in this bag.
Richard: Well, if you're healed with one less limb, we'll know you were right.

And;

Richard: Yeah, I'm real balsy

RICHARD FTW!!!


heh

I still like the richard
"Wait a minute... how can you see?"

i felt sorry for him when Leena is like "none of you may pass because you have all done killing with anger in your hearts." and Richard was like "I find that generalization both assuming and offensive," and i sooo agree with him.

"As the ever vigilant voice of reason, I feel we should seriously consider dismembering Cale before his crazy infects us all."
"Perhaps but I'm a being of conviction......I stand by my previous decision"

if he's possesed, i vote we leave the demon be.
another is the many panel pause
and the classic,
RICHARD FTW!

EDIT: i have included now the I. Like. To. Kill. Things.

I think it's fair to say
everything richard says is funny,but I like the one from the most recent strip:
"I.Like.To.Kill.Things.How is that not clear by now?"

"Bad news Cale. I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon.

I. Like. To. Kill. Things.

How is that not clear by now?

Well, this one is more of an action; He tricks Cale into running his face into a mountain:D

I'm no physician but there appears to be a dagger through my chest - Who keeps throwing those? - Remember the fellow who threw daggers at me? These are his teeth.

Instead of helping an old lady across the street you should shoot her in the face until it stops being funny.

I. Like. To. Kill. Things.

Either that or the one in my sig =P

Best. Quote. Ever. I. Like. To. Kill. People.

I. Agree. With. You.

I. Like. To. Kill. Too.( )

Trolls: This is madness
Richard: Madness?
THIS...IS...SOOOBA!!!
Trolls:Blink Blink

"We can share my pillaging shovel!" *holds up a shovel with a skull on the end of the handel*

Indeed!

I don't think Richard has said ANYTHING that SHOULDN'T be up here :3

My current, most recent faves...

"We can share my pillaging shovel!"

"I. Like. To. Kill. Things. How is that not clear by now?"

After the whole 'Dick on a Stick' comment. "I slipped. Honest."

"Richard, for the win!"

"I'm not awake. You wouldn't understand it. It's a warlock thing. Keep Walking."

"It's a shame it wasn't a coal dragon."

And of course... >-> *clears throat*

"I AM RICHARD! Chief warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead. And the mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during the springtime. You should visit sometime."

i-like-to-kill-things....how is that not clear by now?

that thing just knocked me down to the floor.....anywayz i agree with some other guys:everything richard has said is awesome ^^

word.

Neither really work out of context, but my two fave Richard bits are where he blasts the head of the troll/gnome/whocares and... well, you all know. Me describing it could only make it sound worse than it is.
Also his battlecry
FOR PONY!

Richard: Take a step forward and see if it eats you.
Cale'anon: And what will that tell us?
Richard: That it's hungry.

And, then...

Richard: I wonder what will happen if I tried to burn it with the full power of the sun...
(Later) Look what I made!

And another...

Captain Tah'vraay: Why are there two cats on fire running around my deck?
Richard: I thought it might combat the recent 'burning rat' problem. You are most welcome.

I'll always like the classic "FOR PONY!" but there are others I like as well, I just can't remember all of them...
And then there's "killing means never having to say you're sorry."

i like the "i couldn't help but overhear...mostly because i was thinking about killing you and taking your cloak" i like it because its classic

madness?

THIS IS SOBA!!!

clearly a "300" reference


" i drained the soul of a monk once -- it tasted like chocolate" and after he kills a troll he shouts "DING!" this is usually used in WoW or other mmo's once you level up

i always thought of him as level 70 tho, because he's all like... powerful and what-not.. lol

my personal favorite is "Portals. Batteries never included. Am I right?" LOL!!

[Cant get the QUOTE bit to work...computers not good just a little sick]

Any way 99.9% of everything that he has said or is probably going to say is just funny in one way or another.

Always makes my sides ache when I read or read some.

Hey all I am fairly new to this forum but I do feel I can contribute a fantastic quote.

*stupid Gnome*

"None may pass!"

*fireball to face, raise hand where face was*

"You may pass, and I am sorry for my earlier rudeness."

well, i say 100% are funny. even when it's serious, it's funny. seriously! lol

too bad Richard didn't say anything in the latest strip... i was really bummed, but oh well... maybe thursday

I'm stuck between I. Like. To. Kill. People. Isn't that obvious by now? and Portals. Never come with batteries.

Wait a minute, I FORGOT FOR PONY!

Any thoughts on how to make it out of this?

Just one.

*grabs and uses Benny as a shield* Try to protect my face as much as possible.

And they say chivalry is dead.

Really? They say the same about me. I wonder if there's a correlation between the two.