well.. ya, that too "This is a beautiful moment"

My favorite is still "Hi I'm Richard"

"Hi, I'm Richard."
"I'm Richard."
"I'm Richard."

lol.. awesomeness MUCH

Oui

but the only thing he said on #20-something was "This isn't where I parked my horse." .. but still it was the best LOL

Yeah I was surprised to see a Eurotrip ref in there.

Eurotrip?? lol i apologize for the smallness of my vocabulary

"Let's litter it with bodies!!!!"

LOL FANTASTIC!!!

Its a movie from... 3 years ago


Agree'd

oh.. ok

lol i just love Richard's expression!! LOVE IT!!

Cale: :wearily: The road ahead of us is long yet.
Richard: :enthusiastically: Lets litter it with bodies!

now that's the best of the best

My Personal Best Quotes Are His String Of Dagger Quotes:

"I'm No Physician, But there Appears To Be A Dagger Through My Chest."

"Is Anyone Going To Apologise For The Dagger Through My Chest Thing?"

"Who Keeps Throwing Those?"

"Alright Then"

"Remember The Guy Who Threw Daggers At Me? ... These Are His Teeth"

Most Certainly The Best String Of Quotes Ever!

"Madness? This is SOOBA!"

"I know I'm not usually the emotional one here, but I feel it needs to be said. I love this mountain."

"Bad news Cale. I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon."


Ahh, best ones. What's funny? My fiance's name is Richard. He *loves* this comic. It's probably my favorite with CTRL-ALT-DEL.

lol yes, this comic is pretty kool...

Best Richard quote is still the one i'v been laughing at ever since i first read LFG:
"Let's find the mother and complete the set!"

LOL my friend who doesn't even like comics read that and she laughed at it for three days straight.. not even joking

My favorite three quotes are:

"Let's litter it with bodies!"
"Madness? This is SOOBA!"
and of course:
"I made you a hat."

"Listen that orphanage attacked me"
"I made you a hat"
"I'm still trying to figure out what conscience means "

Easy top three quotes
3) "A mountain that eats people. I want one."

2) "I wanted to lose some baby weight. Caused by that baby I ate."

1) (Cale: "The road ahead of us is long yet.") "Lets litter it with bodies!"

what are you going to rhyme with "your wholesale mass slaughter?"

"locate and butcher your daughter"

best quote ever!

others are
i was told were tour mate and offspring reside
ten gold says she crys before the end... and how can you see anything
that ventriloquism spell was worth every copper. realy was
i'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest
rember the fellow who threw daggers at me? these are his teeth

i realy should stop before i quote everything that richard has every said

My personal No. 1 is the "I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest" - quote. Just because of the way I imagine him to say that.

Further comments I liked from Big R:

-"You may pass. And I apologize for my earlier rudeness"

-"But now, that you're in trouble..."Pull his skeleton out, Richard, oh please"

-"By the gods. They look like children"
-"I know. It's hard to kill just one"

-"You have killed 126 of my soldiers. [...] What do you hav to say for yourself?"
-"Thanks? It was fun?"

-"He murders innocent children and women-"
-"Who doesn't?"

"Can you ask them to stop so I may lay waste to your army?"

And last but not least:

This isn't where I parked my horse!

I wonder why that doesn't appear quite often...IMO it was priceless ^^

"I suddenly have the urge to kill giant rats"
*rats run around the room on fire*

LOL cracks me up

hctib elttil was bounded to me untill the traitorous imp managed to flee

thats an odd name

i was looking for something to define what his roll in our partnership would be

but i still stand buy that the locate and butcher your daughter one

From the latest one The meaning of life is bucket, and then theres.. I forgot the quote after he killed the hobbits it was something like Their strangly curious love could only end in tragedy.

"I couldn't help overhear, mostly because I was thinking of killing you and taking your cloak."

"Instead of helping an aged dwarf woman across a road, you should be shooting her in the face until it stops being funny."

"We should see if we could find the mother and complete the set!"

The last one is way more funny if you read it in the comic. The look in his eyes... It's like a little child heading for a large rollercoaster.

"I have a thought.."
*puts the bucket over the mystery girls' head*
"The meaning of life is 'bucket'."

LOL that one totally blew me away. great line!!!

Not sure if anyone put this one up yet...but I like it!

Krunch: "What's wrong?"
Richard: "There's no fwoosh."
Troll: "Our shamans might have something to do with that."
Richard: "Can you ask them to stop so that I may lay waste to your army?"

That's great...he acts so oblivious sometimes

and that is a gooood thiiiinnngg!


.. right?
i know, i know. don't get me for it, just say okay or somethin' and be on your way... if you notice.

benny: what happened to you
richard: i wanted to lose some baby fat, caused from the baby i ate




p.s. the meaning of life is bucket (deal with it)

"This day is Fantastic!"

see sig V

"You may pass. And I apologize for my earlier rudeness."

You will never hear him use those words again.

i dont think anyone did this 1 but
Orc "what are you going to rhyme with Your Wholesale Mass Slaughter?"
Richard insenerates orcs face "Locate and Butcher your Daughter?"

^that one

"A mountain that eats people. I want one."

(In response to; you engulfed the head of our sentry in flame) "It would have been the way he wanted to go"

"Behold! I have discovered the fork of truth! Who dare oppose me now? Now that I am armed with my anger...and my fork! Grr? I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone...."

HAHAHAHAHA i love the fork 1! my sister is cracking up right next to me

NO INCEST NOW, KIDDIES.

again, see sig V, it changes now.

This is simple:

"We should find the mother and complete the set."

After I read that I was sold on the series.

same here.

Best Richard quote?

(As said through an unfortunate orc)
"Were you conceived by a frog, or did your mother have a thing for reptiles?"

They don't get much better than that.

heh heh

"This is a beautiful moment."
"I may compose then break into a song to celebrate the occasion."

beats all the rest.

"I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate."

That one has always stuck out in my mind, like every good quote would do to a person.

"That was almost pathetic enough to make me want to help him" Certainly a good one ^^

"There is no fwoosh" Another great one.

we haven't heard Richard in a while...

i'm starting to transfer into a nervous breakdown!!!!

MORE RICHARD QUOTES!!!!!!!!!

"You're putting points into your delusion skill right now, aren't you? I bet you are.."

"I didn't realize the Sisterhood rescinded on their 'No Psycho Killers" admission policy... I should join!"

"Bad news, Cale. I'm afraid your position as my dearest and closest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled that dragon."

"In case you were wondering, the skeletons are on OUR team..."

"I couldn't help but overhear, mostly because I was thinking of killing you and taking your cloak."

"Pull his skeleton out, Richard, oh please!"

"I don't do well with authority. Is that going to be a problem?"

"Elttil htcib was bonded to me until the traitorous imp managed to flee.... I was looking for something to define what his role in our partnership would be."

"I'm still trying to figure out what 'Conscience" means..."

"I drained the soul of a monk once... It tasted like chocolate."
--I couldn't help but think of Black Belt from 8-Bit when I first heard this. XD

I don't know if it is a Richard quote but if it isn't it sure as can be sounds like something that would come out of his mouth/jaw (lack of skin)

"Strangers are just people you haven't killed yet"

But yeah so many great richard quotes to choose from I really can't it's like asking richard to only kill one child but if I had to I'd go with:

"No idea what he is talking about, But I respect his attitude and willingness to kill."

The willingness to kill quote has to be in the top ten for funny. I mean, Cale as a violent killer? We knew it was bound to happen, but its still funny!

Episode 33: "I made you a hat" (holding up a skeleton with flowers on top of it)

Episode 41: "Odd way of showing someone you missed them, but I'm willing to keep an open mind" (after being impaled by Cales two swords)

Episode 42: "For pony!" (This has to be the best cry for battle ever! ^^)

lol my favorite has to be as stated so many times, the dwarf woman bit, and in the newest comic, where he states he fights for ponies for [color="#FF0000"][/color]PONIES

FOR PONY!!

lol

Hmm favourites eh? So many choices!

"I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest"

"For pony!"

"A mountain that eats peope. I want one!"

"What are you going to ryhme with 'Your Wholesale Mass Slaughter'?"
"'Locate and butcher your daughter'?"

"you know that guy who was throwing daggers? .These are his teeth."

There are so many others