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Lil' Richard Keychain
sohmer
post Nov 4 2008, 11:34 PM
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Two newsposts in one day? There must be something in the water. Or the Red Bull.

Truth be told, about 3,000 of these just showed up in our warehouse this afternoon and I couldn’t resist putting them up for sale immediately:



Yes indeed, they are Lil’ Richard Key chains. They are 1.5” tall each, and made from solid and very heavy metal. We have them in stock right now, and I’m told they’re shipping immediately.

And the best part? They’re yours for the low, low price of $4.95.

I tell you, in a past life, I Was Ron Popeil.

- Because I Can.
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post Nov 5 2008, 12:24 AM
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Damn you Sohmer XD more money you're making me spend.... maybe I should just open my bank account to you and you can just take out payment for this stuff whenever you put new things up for sale. tongue.gif

In other news.. AWESOME! I've been needing a new keychain!
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post Nov 5 2008, 01:12 AM
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"But wait, there's more!"

There's always more, and it's always cool, and it always costs money!
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post Nov 5 2008, 02:52 AM
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Bah..I JUST got my wife to let me buy the Poster from the Cons. It took me a month to get her to let me buy the Figurine..and then another month for the Plushie...and NOW you add a KeyChain! Damn you people! I can only go back to the well so many times! ROFL

I will get one..somehow!


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post Nov 5 2008, 03:16 AM
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Is that a lil'd*ck in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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post Nov 5 2008, 05:52 AM
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Awww! Cute!! wub.gif


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post Nov 5 2008, 06:12 AM
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sweet. more LFG stuff!! never have too much lfg stuff. my bank hates you
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post Nov 5 2008, 07:13 PM
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I never thought I was ever gonna say this but something other than Richard would be nice for a change.


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post Nov 5 2008, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE(sohmer @ Nov 4 2008, 06:34 PM) [snapback]317354[/snapback]
I tell you, in a past life, I Was Ron Popeil.

Minus the "hair in a can", I presume. tongue.gif


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post Nov 6 2008, 04:42 AM
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QUOTE(sohmer @ Nov 4 2008, 06:34 PM) [snapback]317354[/snapback]
Two newsposts in one day? There must be something in the water. Or the Red Bull.

Truth be told, about 3,000 of these just showed up in our warehouse this afternoon and I couldn’t resist putting them up for sale immediately:



Yes indeed, they are Lil’ Richard Key chains. They are 1.5” tall each, and made from solid and very heavy metal. We have them in stock right now, and I’m told they’re shipping immediately.

And the best part? They’re yours for the low, low price of $4.95.

I tell you, in a past life, I Was Ron Popeil.

- Because I Can.


When I saw this news post, the following incident took place: "SSSSSSSSQQQQQQUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!"

*roommate shows runs out of her room, a look of panic on her face* "What happened?! What's wrong?"

*Excited pointing on my part* "It's so cute!!! I want one!"

*Roommate rolls her eyes* You are such a dork.... and please don't squeal so loudly, I thought someone died.... or you had won the lottery.

I want one. I want one now. Will order once I deposit my next pay check....

YAY!!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

PS. Congrats on the impending wedding Sohmer =D
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post Nov 6 2008, 04:45 AM
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more ways for lars and sohmer to steal my moneys.


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post Nov 6 2008, 07:44 AM
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Any chance of being able to tack one of these onto an existing order? I'm not up for $30 shipping for a $5 keyring smile.gif
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post Nov 6 2008, 08:54 PM
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Save me one! Oohoohooh. Coolness.


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post Nov 7 2008, 07:46 PM
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Not fair.

SO not fair.

... I'll have to ponder this... since I already have the plushies coming this month... but I need a new keychain... but.. but..

GAAAAH.

Too cute.. must .. must go get.


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post Nov 9 2008, 02:20 AM
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awesome
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post Nov 9 2008, 07:54 PM
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sweet rolleyes.gif can't wait
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post Nov 10 2008, 07:37 AM
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There's always more, and it's always cool, and it always costs money!
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I never thought I was ever gonna say this but something other than Richard would be nice for a change.
This however is not quoted for truth - this is full of lies and trickery! More Richard! FOR PONY!
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post Nov 10 2008, 05:45 PM
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Too Cute!

But I do have a serious question though: Is there any nickel in the keychain?

It would be too much of a shame to have one shipped to Holland, only to be unable to wear it because of my allergies.

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post Nov 11 2008, 07:40 AM
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Nice....I can't wait for some jackass at the airport to tell me that I can't take it on the plane because it may be dangerous.


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post Nov 11 2008, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE(MaiTijn @ Nov 10 2008, 01:45 PM) [snapback]319744[/snapback]
Too Cute!

But I do have a serious question though: Is there any nickel in the keychain?

It would be too much of a shame to have one shipped to Holland, only to be unable to wear it because of my allergies.



It's solid pewter. According to wikipedia, pewter is mostly tin with some copper and something called antimony, so I'd say there's no nickel in it.


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