"Oh god there's a bomb?!"

"OH GOD! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

*scrambles*

"GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY FACE!"

"Get your face off my foot!"

"Ladies...first!"

"GUESS YOU'RE NOT GOING FIRST THEN, PAN!"

"AGH! My OTHER eye!"

"Oh, sorry Medusa... it's kinda hard to see where I'm going, you know."

"I just got tortured, you sons of bitches, I have more of a right than you!"

"Shut it, slick, you aren't the only one!"

"I...CAN'T...BREATHE..."

"Oh, shit, sorry Ignitus..."

"...that's....okay........."

*this continues for a while*

Sage 347: FYI
Sage 347: I'm eating the last of my thai food
xxstarbabe1217xx: We had shrimp scampi for dinner
xxstarbabe1217xx: O_o
Sage 347: o_O
xxstarbabe1217xx: homemade
xxstarbabe1217xx: my Dad own all
Sage 347: indeed
Sage 347: thai food is pretty good btw
Sage 347: a few too many alien life forms
Sage 347: but otherwise good
Demi Wolfsong: Meh.
xxstarbabe1217xx: haha
Demi Wolfsong: I need foods....T-T
xxstarbabe1217xx: toaster struedel!
xxstarbabe1217xx: le
Sage 347: wow
xxstarbabe1217xx: oooor
Sage 347: there's a leaf
Sage 347: in my lettuce
xxstarbabe1217xx: pasta
xxstarbabe1217xx: ....
Sage 347: like
xxstarbabe1217xx: seriously?
Sage 347: a leaf
Sage 347: from a tree
xxstarbabe1217xx: no wai
Sage 347: /plant
Sage 347: ya wai
xxstarbabe1217xx: no
xxstarbabe1217xx: wai
Demi Wolfsong: o.o;;
Sage 347: ya
Sage 347: wai
xxstarbabe1217xx: NO WAI
Demi Wolfsong: -cannon's leaf-
Sage 347: YA WAI
xxstarbabe1217xx: SRSLY?!
Sage 347: SRSLY
Demi Wolfsong: -realizes he just put a hole in her table-
xxstarbabe1217xx: r0x0rs
xxstarbabe1217xx: /fail
Sage 347: indeed.
Demi Wolfsong: -while they converse like idiots, he repairs the table-
xxstarbabe1217xx: HEY
Sage 347: how wood.
xxstarbabe1217xx: JARJARBINKS!
xxstarbabe1217xx: ><
Demi Wolfsong: o.o''
xxstarbabe1217xx: /fangirl squeals
xxstarbabe1217xx: ...
xxstarbabe1217xx: so yeah
Sage 347: NOOOOOOOOOO
Sage 347: I'm out of interestingly flavored pasta noodly goodness
Demi Wolfsong: Riiiiiiimmple Stillskin!
Demi Wolfsong: <.<;;
Demi Wolfsong: I think thats how it went...
Sage 347: I thought that was rumple
xxstarbabe1217xx: it's Rumplestiltskin,
xxstarbabe1217xx: gosh
Demi Wolfsong: ... Yeah, that.
Sage 347: noob
xxstarbabe1217xx: lame
Sage 347: /nod
xxstarbabe1217xx: /shun

-shrugs-

That's probably what a little piece of everyone needs. Everyone who yells at traffic, everyone who gets pissy because of the tiny little things in life that go wrong, and even everybody who gets furious about the big things. A dome in their backyard to fume in is just what they need.

I should invent it.

Dome Fuming. Fumy Dome. Fuming Dome? BACKYARD FUMING DOME. YEAH~!!

I'll make MILLIONS. And then I'll donate it to CHARITY! Why? Because I really have nothing better to do with millions of dollars aside from travel, and I would obviously keep some of it for that, so it might as well go to good use instead of sitting in my bank all lonely and bored. I can't imagine a worse fate. Poor rich people money. It must suck to be it. Just sitting there doing nothing (except for building interest... so that there's MORE money to be bored and lonely).

Tell me what you think of our masterpiece! ANALYZE IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Sage 347: no more talk of darkness
Sage 347: forget these wide eyed fears
Sage 347: I'm here
Sage 347: nothing can harm you
Sage 347: my words will warm and calm you
Sage 347: let me be your freedom
Sage 347: let daylight dry your tears
Sage 347: I'm here
Sage 347: with you, beside you
Sage 347: to guard you and to guide you...
Sage 347: (anybody wanna be christine?)
Sage 347: (misty, you have a lovely soprano voice, right? or am I thinking of someone else.)
Sage 347: (nobody? D: fine)
Demi Wolfsong: I dunno the words dammit.
Sage 347: http://www.links2love.com/love_lyrics_403.htm
Sage 347: (Now SING! SING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUNG BEFORE!)
Sage 347: (soIcanstealyourvoice)
Demi Wolfsong: Say you love me every waking moment,
turn my head with talk of summertime...
Say you need me with you now and always...
Promise me that all you say is true -
that's all I ask of you...
Sage 347: let me be your shelter
Sage 347: let me be your light
Sage 347: you're safe, no one will find you
Sage 347: your fears are far behind you
Sage 347: (KEEP SINGINGGGG~!)
Demi Wolfsong: All I want is freedom,
Demi Wolfsong: a world with no more night...
Demi Wolfsong: and you, always beside me,
Demi Wolfsong: to hold me and to hide me...
Demi Wolfsong: (this is payback for lastnight, isn't it...)
Sage 347: the say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime
Sage 347: let me lead you from your solitude
Sage 347: say you need me with you here beside you
Sage 347: anywhere you go, let me go too...
Sage 347: christine, that's all I ask of you...
Sage 347: (maybe)
Demi Wolfsong: Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime...
Demi Wolfsong: say the word and I will follow you...
Demi Wolfsong: (bitch-goddess)
Sage 347: (TOGETHER NOW!)
Sage 347: Share each day with me
Sage 347: each night each morning ...
Demi Wolfsong: each night,
Demi Wolfsong: (ignore that last one)say you love me...
Sage 347: you know I do...
Sage 347: love me,
Demi Wolfsong: Love me - that's all I ask of you...
Sage 347: anywhere you go let me go too
Demi Wolfsong: Love me -
Sage 347: that's all I ask of you...
Sage 347: (anybody wanna be the phantom?)
Sage 347: (naomi?)
Sage 347: (XD)
Demi Wolfsong: (Nana! Phantom!)
Demi Wolfsong: (please?)
Sage 347: (I gave the link somewhere up there...for the lyrics...)
Sage 347: (come ooooon! WE NEED YOUUU!)
Sage 347: (misty, I think she's afk...)
Demi Wolfsong: (sorta. She was reading. Only noticed something when I msged her)
Sage 347: (soooo...will she be our phantom?)
Sage 347: (sky, until naomi gets back can you be our phantom?)
Demi Wolfsong: (NO~~~!!!! IT MUST BE NAO-CHAN!))
Sage 347: (O______________O)
Naomi F.: (.......but I'm reading and it's at an exciting part.......)
Demi Wolfsong: (Hahaha.... one lip is bleeding...)
Sage 347: (PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE...)
Demi Wolfsong: (Gaaaaahhhh....T-T Fine Fine... Wait... you're at the party, aren't you...)
Sage 347: (you people suck. SING IT SKY.)
Naomi F.: (vampire party)
Demi Wolfsong: (He's currently engrossed in RPness.)
Demi Wolfsong: (And sweet. The vampire Ball. Dear gods.)
Sage 347: (I suppose I could be the phantom too, but if you think about the implications of raoul being the phantom, you start having horrible mental images)
Demi Wolfsong: ( XDDDDD )
Demi Wolfsong: ( OMG THE CHAT WINDOWS!! )
Sage 347: (FINE I WILL BE THE PHANTOM... uSuck)
Sage 347: I gave you my music...
Sage 347: made your song take wing...
Sage 347: and now how you've repaid me...
Sage 347: denied me and betrayed me
Sage 347: he was bound to love you when he heard you sing
Sage 347: christine...
Sage 347: christine...
Sage 347: (MISTY! )
Demi Wolfsong: Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime...
Sage 347: say the word and I will follow you...
Demi Wolfsong: Share each day with me, each night, each morning...
Sage 347: You will curse the day you did not do...
Sage 347: All that the Phantom asked of you~!
Sage 347: (YAAAAAAY)

I would just like to say something.

Christian or not, there are angels in this world.

There's at least one. And she's my best friend (well, her and grant, but grant is a chessmaster, so). She's amazing. She's the closest thing to an angel I have ever seen, even with her "faults" (HAH!).

She's wise, she's kind, she's a beautiful person inside and out and there are few people I treasure and love as much as I treasure and love her. She's funny, she's insane, she's the yang to my yin (I would say yin to my yang, but I'm yin, so...), and...

When I feel like I'm breaking, when I want to kill someone (or worse), when I'm feeling detached, she brings me a little bit of sanity, makes me remember that I'm a good person because I can be so monstrous and choose not to be every hour of every day. Because I have a touch of violence in me, and because I go out of my way to never let it out on people who don't deserve it; because I stick up for people; because damn it, I help the little four year olds with scabs on their knees and I love the fact that there are butterflies and old ladies with tea cakes in the world.

Because I remember that there are those things in the world, things I care about, things that are good. Because I will protect them even though it tears me up inside, that sometimes I wonder if I'm just a monster given a soul, and I will be nice, and gentle, instead of being sadistic and violent. Because when someone is sick and sweating and miserable I'll take a wet paper towel and wipe away the icky stuff and get them cool air every five minutes, because I'll get cards and presents randomly.

And... I just... I love this angel so much. Because she makes me feel like I'm the Jackie weapon to her Kim meister (soul eater ftw). XD That if I am a monster given a soul I'm akin to some sword of god or something (it's amazing how she never pushes religion on me, but knows just what to reference to make me feel so much better).

I feel inadequate sometimes, because she's been through just as much as I have, felt the same insecurity and abandonment through drastic situational turns, and she doesn't have that same hatred and violence; she has kindness and warmth and healing in its stead. I feel that even though I'm sometimes a bit dynamic, she's otherworldly in her angelicness (is that even a word?).

And, in conclusion, I would let go for her if I needed to. Everything I'm afraid of doing, I would do it if she needed me to.

And I wouldn't feel an ounce of fear anymore. Just... more love than ever.

And yes, the angel of which I speak is Fynney. In my quote. She is humorous and slightly insane, as I said and as demonstrated with said quote. So...yeah.

There are no words to describe it any more than I have.

Ah hell.

I refer you to this and this and this and this (in a self-absorbed, narcissistic way). And this.

and this and this and this (especially this) and this and this (except for the left out bit...well, maybe) and this and this (those last two are right up there with Nice Hat) and this and this...

Sometimes this.

PS I kinda see this for Robert. Sort of. A little bit. Maybe...? He has powers though... Or this...

Edit: MUAHAHA

Edit2: The whole "badass unintentional" thing I more saw for the whole "doesn't really want to be" thing. So I guess it's not THAT accurate. *pouts*